The Fluff Girls - The National Anthem of Iraq
Jim Pascoe

I feel drunk in the middle of the afternoon
Gotta take a break, five minutes, be back on the set real soon
Line up all the pretty girls, see which one'll make my day
You know I love the fluff girls, I wouldn't have it any other way

You know I got a comfortable lay
But she's at home, and out of the way
So set the stage, light the lights
Step into my trailer of delight

Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls
Say my name

I'm trying to make a movie, but I just can't remember my lines
Go and find the right girl, and everything will be just fine
A blonde is always good, but sometime a brunette is nice
A day without a fluff girl is like eating sushi without any rice

You know I got a comfortable lay
But she's on TV, and that's okay
So set the stage, light the lights
Step into my trailer of delight

Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls
Say my name

Eating is not cheating
Eating is not cheating
Eating is not cheating
Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls...

I'm trying to be serious, but Sarah keeps jumping on my bed
You know I have a career in porn, that is what everybody says
But my tongue is not long enough, and all my other parts are small
So I'll stick to fluff girls, 'cause they don't care at all

You know I got a comfortable lay
But she's at home, and out of the way
So set the stage, light the lights

Step into my trailer of delight
Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls
Say my name

Performed in a drunken rage by Jim Pascoe and Josh Cooper.