The Deadly Asbestos, Part 2
Jim Pascoe

Look up into the sky now
I think I see a flying saucer
I think it's gotta be David Duchovny
I think it's gotta be David Duchovny playing God

Look on the Internet now
I think I see a pair of breasts
I think it's gotta be Gillian Anderson
I think it's gotta be Gillian Anderson or Princess Leia

The space ship's landed in my back yard
I think they've come to give me cancer
'Cause the alien grays are made of asbestos
Yes, the alien grays are made of asbestos, oh yeah

The deadly asbestos
The deadly asbestos

Where oh where is Tea Leoni?
Where oh where is Tea Leoni?
Where oh where is Tea Leoni?
How come she won't be my angel of mercy?
How come she won't be my angel of mercy? I'll tell you why...

I'm going to die
I'm going to die
I'm going to die