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Monday, May 23, 2005The Next President
No, I'm not talking about Iraq. A thought hit me this morning, one that turned into a prediction. The next president of the U.S.A., or at least the next Repubican candidate:
Laura Bush We all know that Cheney isn't going to run (thank god), and that the Rs will pick someone "high profile" from the current administration. First administration "stars" like Powell, Ashcroft, and Rumsfeld all seem unlikely. The current star would seem to be Condoleezza Rice. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they ran her. And while in theory I would LOVE to have a woman (better yet, a woman of color) in the oval office, Rice is about the LAST black woman I'd want in there. I'd feel much better with Queen Latifah as chief executive. Seriously, the reason I feel like Laura Bush has a strong chance of being picked (and a strong chance of winning *gulp*), is that she would appeal to many liberals who want to see a woman in office, she appeals to those who are against "professional politics," and most importantly she is a warm, loveable, middle-America conservative. Would it really be bad to have a teacher as the president? I'll leave that one unanswered. // posted at
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4 Comments:
How 'bout Oprah?
Okay. Here's the dream match-up:
Laura vs. Hillary, with Oprah filling the Ross Perot "rich, slightly insane third-party candidate" slot.
Cash money, I'm tellin' ya.
Okay. Here's the dream match-up:
Laura vs. Hillary, with Oprah filling the Ross Perot "rich, slightly insane third party candidate" slot.
Cash money, I'm tellin' ya.
Actually, as she is a former librarian -- not to mention my sorority sister, I've heard more than one rumor that Laura is also a former Democrat. I bet she has "DEM" tattooed across one butt cheek, and "CRAT" across the other.
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