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Monday, April 04, 2005

Pope Pascoe? Prime Minister 'Just Says No'

 
Ending a heated day or two of discussion, Iraq Prime Minister Jim Pascoe says that he will not pursue any interim responsibilities at Vatican City.

"I admit, at first I was totally drawn into the idea of getting to wear the funny hat," Pascoe stated. "But then somebody told me about the whole 'no sex' thing, and I was like HMMMM. I get to have tons of sex being the Prime Minister. Maybe I'll just stick to that. Beside, if I just keep taking every global title that becomes available, people may thing that this whole site is some joke. Bear this closely in mind, my friends: THIS IS NO JOKE. I AM THE PRIME MINISTER OF IRAQ."

Pascoe's doctors have refused comment on this particular story.

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