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Friday, April 01, 2005Cabinet Birthday
Iraq Over-Under Secretary of Dismissive and Right-Wing Condescension, Mr. Michael J. Dale, has turned one year older today. The international press has speculated that this is an "April Fools" put on by the Pascoe regime to make his cabinet appear older and more mature. Sadly, this is not the case.
"Everything you read on this site is 100% true," the Prime Minister declared. "Why would today be any different?" Faced with such an obvious confrontation of mortality, Pascoe is rumored to be working on a living will, just in case any random accident or assasignation attempt would leave him unable to make decisions for himself or his country. // posted at
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1 Comments:
It's true that I am one year older.
But seriously, folks - if you know me, you know that there is no way that I could make any group appear more "mature".
I find your choice of words amusing, Mr. Prime Minister. Was the word "assasignation" a mere typo, an extremely interesting slip of the finger, or an intentional political comment? Was it intended to say simply "assassination," or was it a pun on the word assign?
Hmm...
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