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Friday, February 11, 2005'Iraq is for Players' T-Shirts for Sale
I couldn't convince the authorities to drop the charges on Treasurer Suave, so the finances of Iraq falls directly into my hands. I believe there is a better way than stealing from Jay Leno to raise funds for that wonderful country now under my rule.
That's right, my friends -- I'm selling T-shirts to fund my agenda of peace in the middle east! Inspired by one of my earliest reports on this site, the fancy new national T-shirt of Iraq bodly states: IRAQ IS FOR PLAYERS. You better believe it, yo. You've shown support for the U.S. troops, now it's time to show some love for the pimps and players in this fine country. I've also added a button on the lower left of this page to donate to my freedom fund. Freelance writing doesn't pay the big bucks -- and being Prime Minister of Iraq is even worse. Even a dollar or two can make the difference between freedom and me getting yelled at by the First Lady for dipping into the "good vodka" that we're supposed to save for guests. Please help me help the world. 
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