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Monday, February 28, 2005

'Fluff Girls' Named Iraq National Anthem

 
BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Returning from a week-long drunken bender that started with a wild Prime Minister Day celebration, Prime Minister Jim Pascoe announced that Iraq would be honored with a new national anthem. This anthem turned out to be none other than the Pascoe-penned classic, "The Fluff Girls."

"I'm very proud of the people of Iraq," the Prime Minister said. "And of course I'm very proud of 'The Fluff Girls.' So really it just seemed like a natural fit."

When asked if this decision was carefully thought out and not perhaps an alcohol-influenced snap decision, Pascoe snapped. "Look, my country's musical supervisor kept private messaging me: 'Can I pick a national anthem? Can I? Can I?' And I was like, 'Kowe, for Christ's sake pick a damn anthem!' This isn't rocket science, people. I looked through all my iTunes playlists, and I feel confident I made the right choice."

As a gift to the world, Pascoe also released a new recording of the national anthem. Stand up, put your hand over your heart, and listen to it here.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Josh Cooper said...

Why would Sarah be jumping on the Prime Minister of Iraq's bed? Anyways, if Iraq is for "players" then I think PIMP would make a more fitting National Anthem.

p.s. I am suing your ass for posting this mp3 without my consent. You country is going down, motherfucker!

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