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Monday, February 21, 2005Day After Presidents' Day Declared Prime Minister Day
BAGHDAD, Iraq -- In response to the traditional U.S. national holiday celebrated on the third Monday of February, known as Presidents' Day, Iraq Prime Minister Jim Pascoe has declared the following Tuesday (2/22 this year) to be Prime Minister Day.
The declaration was not met with enthusiasm from Pascoe's numerous detractors. "This is totally Jim's way of just giving himself a four-day weekend," said "Sally," a Pascoe ex-girlfriend. "He was greedy and self-centered when I made the mistake of sleeping with him, and guess what? Nothing's changed. Well, except for the me sleeping with him part. That is totally over." Sally had previous fled to Russia following the Pascoe affair. She has returned to the U.S. with Gordon Huntly of the Helen and Gordon Huntly Detective Agency. The Prime Minister remained upbeat despite the verbal attacks. "I'm not going to let Huntly and the floozy get to me on this very special day celebrating me," Pascoe stated. "I urge all Americans to join me and my fellow Iraqis in raising a glass of vodka, because, let's face it, this is as good enough reason to drink as any." Several glasses of vodka later and Pascoe was even more enthusiastic about the new holiday. "Come on, people, I am on a roll here. You can not say that a free Iraq is not a better, happier, drunker Iraq. And that is my influence, baby. You can not tell me that Iraq is not for players, and do you know why? IRAQ IS FOR PLAYERS THAT'S WHY!!! PRIME MINISTER IN THE HOUSE!" Strangely, reports suggest that Pascoe passed out approximately 45 minutes before the holiday's official beginning. // posted at
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