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Monday, January 10, 2005Wet
Yes, it's not just raining here in Los Angeles, it's something far more extreme. Our backyard is a swamp. Our next-door neighbor lost four pine trees. And I have no desire to leave the house for any reason.
I do have a desire to call faithful reader Graham to the carpet for his recent comment below. Simply put, he said I look like a hobbit at my wedding. How in good god's name could I go from the David Bowie of Publishing to meager Middle Earth dweller in the span of a year? I could tell you, Graham -- if that is your real name -- that my battles in the entertainment industry resemble the challenges faced by Frodo and friend. Certainly there are many numbers of orcs and evils wizards in television and publishing. Before I dwell on my own paranoia about furry feet and smoking long pipes, I should make it clear for the record that I have cut off all of my hobbit hair. Now I have a funny little mustache that makes me look more like a character in Peter Jackson's King Kong remake. Funny how things change. // posted at
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3 Comments:
Remember, Jim, no matter how much you change, to your loyal readers you'll always be Ugly.
And BTW I hope to make B'Con this year and I will certainly take your advice. I'll be wearing a cream colored suit, suspenders, maybe a string tie. The whole Burl Ives / Colonel Sanders look. Basically, I'll be shouting, "Look, ma, I'm an ATTENTION WHORE!"
Wow, I had no idea where that was going when I started.
Hmmm, that sounded a bit mean-spirited. For the record: I'm a big fan. A BIG fan. But dammit, you *do* look like a hobbit.
If you ever find the Ring of Power, be sure to use your powers for good, not evil.
I'm guessing that Burl Ives is good and Col. Sanders is evil, even though the Colonel looks more like a Southern Gandolf. And believe me, if I could use the Ring of Power to conjure me up a 10-piece bucket, all hell would break loose.
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